The Adams Family

The Addams Family is a group of fictional characters created by American cartoonist Charles Addams. Addams Family characters include Gomez, Morticia, Uncle Fester, Lurch, Grandmama, Wednesday and Pugsley.

The Addamses are a satirical inversion of the ideal American family; an eccentric, wealthy clan who delight in the macabre and are unaware that people find them bizarre or frightening.

Hell Teacher NUbe. Ü i miss watching this anime..

Hell Teacher NUbe. Ü i miss watching this anime..

Blind Girl

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if one day she could see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and she could see everything, including her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend asked her, “Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?”

The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too and refused to marry him.

Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and wrote a letter to her saying…

"Just take care of my eyes dear. I’ll always love you forever…”

This is how human brain changes when the status changed.

Only few remember what life was before, and who’s always been there even in the most painful situations.

Story of Regret

There was this guy who believed very much in true love and decided to take his time to wait for his right girl to appear. He believed that there would definitely be someone special out there for him, but none came.

Every year at Christmas, his ex-girlfriend would return from Vancouver to look him up. He was aware that she still held some hope of re-kindling the past romance with him. He did not wish to mislead her in any way. Hence, he would always get one of his girl friends to pose as his girlfriend whenever she came back. That went on for several years and every year, the guy would get a different girl to pose as his romantic interest. Therefore, whenever the ex-girlfriend came to visit him, she would be led into believing that it was all over between her and the guy.

The girl took all these rather well. She often tries to casually tease him about his different girlfriends, or so, as it seemed! In fact, the girl often weeps secretly whenever she sees him with another girl but she was too proud to admit it. Still, she returned every Christmas, hoping to re-kindle some form of romance. But each time, she returned to Vancouver feeling disappointed.

She finally decided that she could not play this game any longer. Therefore, she confronted him and professed that after all these years, he was still the only man that she had ever loved. Although the guy knew of her feelings for him, he was still taken aback and never expected her to react this way. He always thought that she would slowly forget about him over time and come to terms that it was all over between them. Although he was touched by her undying love for him and wanted so much to accept her again, he remembered why he rejected her in the first place - she was not the one he wanted. As a result, he hardened his heart and turned her down cruelly. Since then, the girl did not return from Vancouver for three years. They did not even write to each other. The guy went on with his life as he continues his search for his one true love. However somehow deep inside him, he knew that he misses the girl.

During the Christmas of 1995, he went to his friend’s party alone.
“Hey, how come you are all alone this year? Where are all your girlfriends? What happened to that Vancouver babe who joins you every Christmas?”, asked one of his friends.

He felt warm and comforted by his friend’s queries about her but still he simply surged on. Then, he came upon one of his many girlfriends whom he once requested to pose as his girlfriend. He wanted so much to ignore her. It wasn’t because he was impolite but because at that moment, he just didn’t feel comfortable with those girlfriends anymore. He felt that it was almost as if he was being judged by them. The girl saw him and shouted across the floor for him. Unable to avoid her, he went up to acknowledge her.

"Hi. How are you? Enjoying the party?" the girl asked.
“Sure. Yeah!”, he replied.
She was slightly tipsy from the whiskey in her hand.
She continued, “Why? Don’t you need someone to pose as your girlfriend this year?”
Then he answered, “No, there is no need for that anymore…”
He was interrupted before he can continue.
“Oh yes! You must have found a girlfriend! You haven’t been searching for one for the past years, right?”
The guy looked up as if he has struck gold. His face beamed and he looked directly at the drunken girl.
He replied, “Yes. You are right! I haven’t been looking for anyone for the past years.”

With that, the guy darted across the floor and out of the door, leaving the lady in much bewilderment. He finally realized that he had already found his dream girl and she was the Vancouver girl all along! The drunken lady has said something that awoken that fact in him.

All along he had found his girl. That was why he did not bother to look further when he realized she was not coming back. It was not any specific girl he was seeking! It was perfection that he wanted, and yes… Perfection!

Relationship is something that both parties should work on. Realizing that he had let someone so important in his life get away, he decided to call her immediately. His whole mind was flooded with fears. He was afraid that she might have found someone new or no longer had the same feelings anymore. For once in his life, he felt the fear of losing someone.

As it was Christmas’s eve, the line was quite hard to get through. It was especially so for an overseas call. He tried again and again, never giving up. Finally, he got through at precisely twelve midnight. He confessed his love for her and the girl was moved to tears. It seemed that she never got over him! She was still waiting for him and never gave up even after so long.

He was so excited to meet her and to begin his new chapter of their lives. He decided to fly to Vancouver to join her. It was the happiest time of their lives! But their happiness was short-lived. Two days before he was supposed to fly to Vancouver, he received a call from her father. She had a head-on car collision with a drunken driver. She passed away after being in a coma for six hours.

The guy was devastated and was at a complete loss. Why did fate play such cruel games with him? He cursed the heavens for taking her away from him, denying even one last look at her! How cruel he cursed! How he damned the Gods! How he hated himself for taking so long to realize his mistake!! That was in 1996.

The moral of this story is -
Treasure what you have.
Time is too slow for those who wait;
Too swift for those who fear;
Too long for those who grief;
Too short for those who rejoice;
But for those who love…
Time is Eternity.

For all of you out there with someone special in your heart, cherish that person. Cherish every moment that you spend together with that special someone, for in life, anything can happen anytime. You may painfully regret only to realise that it is too late.

Best of the Best Beauty Pageant Boo Boos

  Host: Saan ang dream vacation mo?
Girl
Contestant : Amangpulo.

Host: What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Male Contestant
: Uhmm… taptoy.
Host
: What taptoy?
Male Contestant
: Taptoy na teddy bird.

Host: What’s your ideal age for marriage?
Girl
: Uhmm… I am not sure…
Host
: Hindi… Kunwari ikaw, more or less…?
Girl
: Uhmm… more.
(crowd booing…)
Sige, Sige… Less, less….

Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant
: Bocaue.
Host
: Bocaue…? Why Bocaue?
Girl:
Because it’s a magnificent place.
Host
: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl
: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
(Banawe kaya ‘yon!)

Host: Who’s your favorite author?
Contestant
: Danielle Steele.
Host
: Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant
: Because… because Danielle Steele, I like best. Thank you.

Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant
: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.

Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant
: My graduation feature.

Host: So tell us, why did you join this contest?
Contestant
: Me? Join this contest? Why did I… That’s all. Thank you!

Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant
: I want to be a successful Medicine.

Host: Hindi ito boob… hindi ito tube… Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant
: BRA!

Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant
: Please come back.

Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant
: I think Saturday po!

(Gay Contest)

Host
: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant
: I think and believe na bilang isang bading… (pause)
…Ano nga po ulit yung question?

Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant
: (believe it or not she answered) …Si Melanie Marquez po!

Host: What is your favorite motto?
Contestant:
(after a long pause) I don’t have a motto eh.
(so the crowd starts helping her out. the crowd started saying, “Time is gold! Time is gold!”)
Contestant
: I have na po. Chinese gold!

Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?
Contestant
: That’s a very good question. Keep it up. (then the girl turns and walks away.)

Host: Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl
: JOSE RIZAL! (crowd starts laughing.)
Host
: Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl
: Hulk Hogan.

Host: If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
Girl
Contestant: Uhmm… bumble bee!

Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl
Contestant: My edge is 23 years old.

Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl
: Between 24 and 25!

Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl
: I’ll be 28.

Host: Describe your special someone in three words.
Girl
: Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host
: Ok, sige…
Girl
: In one word… MY LIFE!

Host: If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl
: Power of Attorney!
Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host
: Why?
Girl
: Mahal eh!

Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn’t make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant
: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?

(Little Miss Philippines)


Host: Ano’ng gusto mo maging pag-laki mo?
Girl
: Maging lalaki po!

Vmobile

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Pero if you want bigger income, merong kit for dealers na P3988 (with 20 Access Cards that you can sell for P250). Tapos you’ll be receiving 1-2% sales override from the 20 Access Cards that you sold kasi connected yung accounts nila sa account mo. Ako kasi, Technopreneur (dealer) ako so I can say na okay siya. Madali ang balik ng pera since prepaid load ang product, everyone who has a cellphone needs to have load to communicate. :)

More than that, you can earn more for being a Technopreneur by inviting others to join this business. You can get a Direct Sales Incentive of P500 and a Pairing bonus of P500, and that’s unlimited. The more you have downlines and the more your downlines get other Technopreneurs, the more you receive the incentives. :)

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And visit their websites:
http://www.vmobile.simactivation.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=35&Itemid=6

https://loadxtreme.ph/

http://mylx.biz/

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